• Follow Friday! @jennielees @professorkliq @UpLoopMedia @LeafLee @tradeshowdispla #
• (?) Gives me an "ASL Emoticon" in Windows Live Mail 2009. Jesus Microsoft… welcome to 1996. #
• hearing Cairo, Egypt chant "Obama" is just effing cool. #
• I am not looking forward to Hannity and O'Reilly trash talking this speech. #
• Obama live in Cairo http://bit.ly/DAPZa #
• RT: @foryoumarketing "A zen saying: "It is the empty space within a bowl that makes it useful." #
• If you don't know what you're talking about… then shut up, maybe? http://bit.ly/4lEDYV #
• God I am SICK of BASELESS claims that people make. "A > B!!! A is turning into C!!! It just like when D did blah blah". Shut up. #
• No joke. I couldn't fit the function name into that last tweet: "willAnimateSecondHalfOfRotationFromInterfaceOrientation". #
• Apple: "The iPhone has limited memory, so keep that in mind when developing". Then they have built in functions longer than this sentence. #
• rt @matthewgood: hey aryone! search "why does Bing suck so bad?" on bing.com tonight! #
• rt @nprignano: windows 7 is going to be huge. seriously. #
• http://tinyurl.com/o2wk2s "Maynard James Keenan is bringing his wine to Chicago.". Okay. Um. Sure. I'll go? What the fu….. #
• Is it wrong that I teared up at the first Conan Tonight Show? #
• rt @alexquigley: Can we all try to get "fucking Cubs" onto the Trending Topics? Retweet at will. #
• I just wounded @nprignano in an assassination attempt. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• rt @anjrued: Mahalo 2.0 is now live!!!!! YAY! http://mahalo.com #
• http://dvd-nin-chile.com/ June 9th, the rest of the "unofficial" live DVD. @trent_reznor #

Tags: Microblogging, tweet, twit

• I just wounded @Amralove in an assassination attempt. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• Just bought a Mod. 45 Automatic Knife. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• Just bought a Yarygin PYa “Grach” Pistol. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• I just reached level 3. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• I just reached level 2. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• Just bought a Mod. 45 Automatic Knife. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• I just collected a dead drop. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy #
• is listening to JT Bruce . Pretty awesome. Reminds me of Opeth +Sega Dreamcast video game music. http://www.jamendo.com/en/album/3317 #
• is getting ready to dominate the iPhone . #
• rt @shultquist: Dear friends, putting a “@” as first character means that only those people following BOTH you and the @ed person see it! #
• rt: @KevinManno: I’ve never met Trent Reznor.. but I’m looking at him. 20 feet away :: Amen to that. #
• RT @chasemarci @hulu comes out with the same service as @boxee. Not sure how I feel about this: http://bit.ly/mZCb3 (via @jonduenas) #
• rt @ccpartybot: Elephantitis (Guns Blazin) by Professor Kliq #
• backspace! E. backspace! E. backspace! E. backspace! E. #
• rt @adriarichards: One of the best things about being an adult on the internet is helping the teens make better career, software and bet … #
• Wish I was in Siegen. @ccpartybot #ccmusic #
• Hi. My name is comcast, and I’m going to take that fee off your account. Its a new fee, and you were told about it before we started it. thx #
• Hi. My name is comcast, and I’m going to charge you 50 dollars to move your service accross the hall, while you have no internet for a w … #
• big letters after a program install “THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING MICROSOFT!”. Right. Yeah. Sure. No prob’, Red. #
• rt @larushka: Amen, brotha! #
• #followfriday ! @professorkliq @uploopmedia @joelgoodman @scaffede #
• New Kliq Music Video at http://www.vimeo.com/4674500 thanks to Harald Walker. Also, http://whathuh.spreadshirt.com for shirts and such! #

Tags: Microblogging, tweet, twit

• http://twitpic.com/5oi5g – What did you do today? #
• http://www.ratemytriathlon.com is live for all you triathletes and training triathletes out there! Find a race near you! #

Tags: Microblogging, tweet, twit

• RT @professorkliq Finally got some stuff up for sale at http://whathuh.spreadshirt.com/ Tell your friends. #

Tags: Microblogging, tweet, twit

• New Blog Recipe Post: “Poor Man’s Blackened Tuna” http://bit.ly/IP9me #
• Jquery is my new best friend. #
• http://twitpic.com/4yfti – #
• http://twitpic.com/4yft4 – #
• Happy Mothers Day. Let remember to honor Mothers and Grandmothers, living, and passed. They deserve it for putting up with you! #
• Nothing like watching 77 year old Leonard Nimoy mouth the words “Fuck You” to an audience. #
• http://twitpic.com/4wjtw – Man, I love my computer. #
• http://twitpic.com/4vvyp – The funny thing, is I then went and deleted all the files, instead of the files on the old hard drive. #
• http://twitpic.com/4vvyp – Man. Awesome. #
• can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit #
• The new #eminem sucks. #
• Watching the Professor Kliq DVD. Hit me up for a free copy @professorkliq #
• Whoops, I just pushed you into the ocean. #
• There are an awful lot of movies about boys who refuse to grow up, and I didn’t write them. Assholes wrote them. http://bit.ly/HopCm #
• This guy sticks it to Fox News, Parents, and People who like to be naked. Check it out: http://bit.ly/18VAX2 #
• heading to Neo for a pint. #
• that was the best star trek movie to date. no joke. incredible. #
• Thanks for the automated callback 5 hours after my service was restored, Comcast. Way to be on top of things. #
• Comcast down 4 hours for “scheduled” maintenance. If it was scheduled… why didn’t they tell me? Trying to build a website with “phone” web #
• a 7 ounce lean steak, and ear of corn, and a container of yogurt. damn healthy and effing tasty dinner if you ask me. #
• Google hires goats to mow their lawn. No, really. http://qik.com/video/1604803 #
• Fox News “Big” headline. “Bed bug trouble in Arlington Heights Hotel”.
  Yeah. Glad I tuned in. #
• my username is fvodyslid when i can’t find the home keys. #

Tags: Microblogging, tweet, twit